
Lift up the leather rope
Mr. Doorman, stop teasin’
I’m freezin’ out here ~
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johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth
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Masterminds.
Welcome to tomblr.
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You guys should know…
The batmobile
it’s outside
I’m seriously you guys
- we were once asked to put a burger in a blender because the customer was “trying to watch [her] figure”
- most hilarious thing i have heard in drive-thru: “AWW YEAH IMA GET ME SOME PUSSY TONIGHT!!” after getting his change
- i took orders one night by going “SO TELL ME WHATCHA WANT, WHATCHA REALLY REALLY WANT”
- someone responded by going “I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT” and then placed their order
- that was awesome
- i went through the drive-thru one time when i was home a few months ago and it was 2 AM and the drive-thru person knew me and said “AY YO ROGER YO’ SISTER BE BULLSHITTIN’!”
- i don’t have a sister
- one of the managers who was a big black dude talked about anime all the time and got high in the office
- “that goku shit”