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Some magic music, funny things, stuff I like and my shitty art. Here will be a lot of south park, so watch out!

Lift up the leather rope
Mr. Doorman, stop teasin’
I’m freezin’ out here ~

(Source: askcloudyjay)

30 May 2012 askcloudyjay (VIA askcloudyjay) 285 notes

(Source: sakoorah)

22 May 2012 sakoorah (VIA chachabeans) 226 notes

phlynn:

johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth

22 May 2012 phlynn (VIA linduuh) 19,099 notes

(Source: memedirect)

18 May 2012 memedirect (VIA linduuh) 12,585 notes

but-mostly-me:

Masterminds.

18 May 2012 but-mostly-me (VIA kennyxbuttman) 48 notes

qchord:

Welcome to tomblr.

12 May 2012 qchord (VIA zombiezeromotion) 11,010 notes

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
08 May 2012 vintagemuslimah (VIA linduuh) 137,095 notes

(Source: ofinsects)

04 May 2012 ofinsects (VIA chachabeans) 1,268 notes

Instead of shipping arguments….

kyuubikun:

You guys should know…

The batmobile

it’s outside

I’m seriously you guys

28 Apr 2012 kyuubikun (VIA kyuubikun) 68 notes

fireking:

  • we were once asked to put a burger in a blender because the customer was “trying to watch [her] figure”
  • most hilarious thing i have heard in drive-thru: “AWW YEAH IMA GET ME SOME PUSSY TONIGHT!!” after getting his change
  • i took orders one night by going “SO TELL ME WHATCHA WANT, WHATCHA REALLY REALLY WANT”
  • someone responded by going “I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT” and then placed their order
  • that was awesome
  • i went through the drive-thru one time when i was home a few months ago and it was 2 AM and the drive-thru person knew me and said “AY YO ROGER YO’ SISTER BE BULLSHITTIN’!
  • i don’t have a sister
  • one of the managers who was a big black dude talked about anime all the time and got high in the office
  • “that goku shit”
27 Apr 2012 fireking (VIA chachabeans) 1,169 notes

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